CORRUPT A WISH

Corrupt a wish, its kinda fun but also very pointless and stupid. You make a wish and
the next person will grant the wish, but "corrupt" it. For example:

First person: I wish there was some decent programs on TV tonight.

Next person: Granted, but soon there will be a mass powercut lasting approx 8 hours, 29 minutes and 44 seconds.
I wish I had a cool plant.

Next person: Granted, but it's a mutant sentient venus flytrap that breeds like mad and takes over the whole town.

Get it ? so bascially u have to respond to the previous post then state your wish. Ill go first

I wish i had best computer in the world muwhawaw.

Granted, but there was a virus that came with the computer, so the computer blew up, and since it uses so much electricity, it started a fire and burned your neighborhood.

I wish we had 500 people active on the server.

granted but then the server crashes from people overload and everycomputer explodes to every person that played the server.

I wish had some candy right now.

Granted, however the candy is poisoned and you have to go to the hospital all month.

LOl panda you forgot to add a wish after your corrupt... evil person ill go again...


I wish i had some firecrackers.

(Im asking for it this time lol)

Granted, you accidentally sat on it and your butt blew up along with the rest of the city you live in.

I wish there were fewer widespread of STDs.

Granted, but then you catch a disease that makes you 99.99% more likely to catch STDs . I want some cake

zycthe wrote:Granted, but then you catch a disease that makes you 99.99% more likely to catch STDs . I want some cake

Lol, granted but your mom ate it
I wish people weren't obese o.o

Granted, but now everybody is anorexic.

I wish I was King of the World.

Granted but the queen happens to be a guy. A very domestic, I-eat-steak-and-I-will-butt-rape-you-to-make-a-prince queen.

I wish pokemon was real.

Granted but they all have a disease that kills the world.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you can't fly higher than 1mm off the ground.

I wish this server was #1.

Granted.

I wish I was Jackie Chan.

Granted , but it will only last 1 sec and you'll turn back into your self again

I wish I had some cereal.

Granted, but it dropped from the sky right onto your head, without a box or milk and landed on the floor then turned into flying red ants that came onto you and tore your skin bit by bit until you gradually died from "leprosy" and nobody threw a funeral because there was no body left.

I wish my name was Hi.

Granted, but then a cop over heres thinks you are talking about drugs and shoots you accidentally.

I wish i had telekinesis

Granted, but the genie mistakes it for television, so you're stuck in a black box forever.

I wish we knew what's wrong with the VPS.

Granted, well it will be granted very soon

I wish we had over 200 players online everyday

Granted however it gets over crowded and the server crashes.

I wish i was Bruce Almighty.

Granted but you can only fake it, you cant actully be(you dont have hes soul or mind... and can never get them maybe mind in future xD) him but you can be very close to him

I wish the server couldent crash of 200+ online members everyday

Granted, but then the 300 come online and everyone dies (THEY JUST DIE).

I wish I could be an administrator for this server.